The death of my computer

On Saturday, May 5th at approximately 8pm, my MacBook Air suffered an untimely death by ginger kombucha. The series of events went a little like this:

The girlfriend moves her computer screen back only slightly, just enough to hit the glass bottle, knocking the contents directly onto my keyboard

I immediately grabbed it, thinking it could somehow be saved, tipping it to get the liquid out while running it upstairs like a maniac

Annnnd then the inevitable tears started to flow as it died in my arms

The girlfriend then proceeded to comfort me as sobbed like a very small child

She told me it was okay if I was mad at her, that she would understand. 
The odd part was that I wasn’t mad at her at all. 

I was upset with this cruel cruel world that placed a drink just far enough away from her computer, angled just right to fall onto my keyboard.

Besides, who could be mad at this?

Good news: I didnt lose any data. And I am getting a new computer on Monday (half paid for by the girlfriend)

Bad news: I had to go without a computer for the entirety finals week, making procrastination much more difficult.

accordingtoabubble:

heylinaharks:

sadmusicandcry:

 #this is one of those you know you’re a lesbian moments

I really want one of these ><


Green and Blue Please or the double blue.

YESS….

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kman3115:

Watch this

Made my day. Definitely worth watching.

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I&#8217;m not an expert on super heroes by any means, but&#8230; I don&#8217;t think that those are the X-Men.

I’m not an expert on super heroes by any means, but… I don’t think that those are the X-Men.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

Somehow, every time I start to make out with my girlfriend, I see this picture on my shelf. 

I had to move it.

Somehow, every time I start to make out with my girlfriend, I see this picture on my shelf.

I had to move it.

tyleroakley:

You know you’re bad when the KKK wants to distance themselves from you.

HAHAHAHA

tyleroakley:

You know you’re bad when the KKK wants to distance themselves from you.

HAHAHAHA

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fuckyeahimmi:

Hide and Seek 2 - Imogen Heap

I used to dislike this song, but I am LOVING this version

Yep, I love ultimate girls. Or maybe just one ultimate girl&#8230;

Yep, I love ultimate girls. Or maybe just one ultimate girl…

jpegartifacts:

The gay agenda:

  • wake up
  • pray that Rick Santorum becomes gay
  • push straight people who are riding bikes off of their bikes
  • have gay lunch
  • go for a gay walk in the gay park
  • go to gay work and make gay money
  • go gay shopping
  • buy gay things
  • have gay dinner
  • pray that America will be destroyed
  • watch a gay television programme on a gay television set
  • go to sleep
  • have gay dreams

OH MY GOD THEY’VE DISCOVERED IT.

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believableyesterday:

itsalovetypething:

accurate.

YES.

hahahahahaha&#8230;. ah, yes. all of this.

believableyesterday:

itsalovetypething:

accurate.

YES.

hahahahahaha…. ah, yes. all of this.

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me. right now.

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ultimateproblems:

ataleoftwowitticisms submitted: 

Pretending you’re not dating someone on the team while you’re playing because you don’t want your relationship to mess with frisbee.

ultimateproblems:

ataleoftwowitticisms submitted: 

Pretending you’re not dating someone on the team while you’re playing because you don’t want your relationship to mess with frisbee.

GPOY

GPOY

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I thoroughly enjoyed the amount of lesbian humor in this episode.

(oh, and I’m still madly in love with Hannah Hart.)